The speaker shares a humorous commentary on a series of comedic and often incorrect answers from kids' school assignments and tests. The responses range from silly and playful to creative and sometimes surprisingly insightful, often showcasing the kids' unique perspectives and personalities. The speaker's witty remarks and observations add to the entertainment value, making light of the situations and poking fun at the kids' humorous mistakes.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The video is about a person reacting to funny kid test answers.
2. The person is discussing a kid's assignment where they were asked to list seven ways the brain is like a cantaloupe.
3. The kid answered that the brain is delicious, just like a cantaloupe.
4. The person jokes that the kid's answer is a legitimate reason to eat brains.
5. The kid also answered that the brain is like a cantaloupe because it's the control center of all living things.
6. The person discusses a kid's assignment where they were asked to answer the question "What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?"
7. The kid answered "Mariah Carey."
8. The person jokes that Mariah Carey's voice can break glass.
9. The person discusses a kid's assignment where they were asked to solve a math problem about how many cars Mike saw at a toy store.
10. The kid answered that Mike saw 17 blue cars and 25 green cars, and the total number of cars is 42.
11. The person discusses a kid's assignment where they were asked to describe a situation where people share something and everyone benefits.
12. The kid answered "communism."
13. The person discusses a kid's assignment where they were asked to define capital punishment.
14. The kid answered that capital punishment is when you get in trouble for not putting a capital letter at the start of a sentence.
15. The person discusses a kid's assignment where they were asked to describe the science of classifying living things.
16. The kid answered "racism."
17. The person discusses a kid's assignment where they were asked to name their favorite Hugh Jackman movie, but the kid's answer was marked wrong.
18. The person discusses a kid's assignment where they were asked what Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common.
19. The kid answered that they both have unusual names.
20. The person discusses a kid's assignment where they were asked to write a command in Spanish to tell their sister to do something, but the kid answered "I don't have a sister."
21. The person discusses a kid's assignment where they were asked to classify an organism as a plant, animal, or fungus.
22. The kid answered that a ladybug is a plant, but the correct answer is that a flower is a plant.
23. The person discusses a kid's assignment where they were asked to name six animals that live specifically in the Arctic.
24. The kid answered "polar bear and three seals, yes I'll take my A+ now."
25. The person discusses a kid's assignment where they were asked to subscribe to events that aren't possible.
26. The kid answered "I because heroes never die and I will eat potatoes."
27. The person discusses a kid's assignment where they were asked to name six animals that live specifically in the Arctic.
28. The kid answered "polar bear and three seals, yes I'll take my A+ now."