The narrator teams up with a professional Rocket League player, SSG Arsenal, and disguises him as a "bot" to compete in a tournament without revealing his identity. They face off against a team featuring a legendary pro, "the mountain" (also known as Kia and Kenobi), but manage to win. As the tournament progresses, they encounter stronger opponents, including two Season 1 Supersonic Legends. Despite initial confidence, they struggle and eventually lose. However, they challenge their opponents to a best-of-three rematch and ultimately emerge victorious.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator plays Rocket League with a professional player named SSG Arsenal.
2. They team up to play in a tournament, with Arsenal dressed as a bot to keep his identity hidden.
3. Their opponents are unaware that they are playing against a top-ranked player.
4. The narrator and Arsenal face a team with a player named Bob, who is revealed to be a legendary pro known as the Mountain.
5. The narrator and Arsenal almost lose to the Mountain's team in the first round.
6. The narrator and Arsenal continue to play in the tournament, facing various opponents.
7. They eventually reach the championship round, where they face off against two Season One Supersonic Legends.
8. The narrator and Arsenal initially dominate the game, going up 2-0, but their opponents make a comeback.
9. The narrator and Arsenal challenge their opponents to a best-of-three rematch to get their revenge.
10. The narrator and Arsenal win the rematch, with the narrator feeling that their opponents should be grateful for the one game they were given.