The speaker, who claims to be the "greatest teacher of all time," is teaching a class of students who are obsessed with anime. The students are mostly adults, but they behave like children and are extremely ignorant, answering questions incorrectly and being generally disobedient. The teacher tries to teach them basic facts, but they fail to answer even the simplest questions correctly. Despite their lack of knowledge, the teacher is promoted to teach at a high school and eventually a college level, but the students remain just as ignorant and uncooperative. The teacher becomes increasingly frustrated and eventually gives up, declaring the students "hopeless" and deciding to throw one of them, David, out the window.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker is quitting YouTube to become a teacher.
2. The speaker has taught two classes in the past.
3. The students in the class are obsessed with anime.
4. The speaker is grading quizzes.
5. The students are not paying attention to the speaker's questions.
6. The speaker is trying to teach the students in a high school setting.
7. The speaker is promoted to a college professor.
8. The students are in a culinary school setting.
9. The speaker is frustrated with the students' lack of knowledge.
10. The students are not suitable for book smarts or being chefs.