The narrator shares two stories about encounters with "redneck" mothers on playgrounds. In the first story, the narrator and his friend were eating crackers in a small wooden house on a playground when a woman, described as a "Step 2 mother" or a "mistake of nature," told them to leave so her kids could sit there. She threatened to call her husband, Valera, who later arrived, appearing to be a drunk, rough-looking man. The situation escalated, but ultimately, the narrator and his friend decided to calm things down by offering to smoke cigarettes with Valera, and they parted ways.
In the second story, the narrator and his friends were hanging out on a playground when a young boy started shooting another boy with a toy pistol. The mother of the boy doing the shooting was not paying attention, and eventually, the other boy had had enough and took the pistol away, throwing the shooter to the ground. The mother then appeared, furious, and started beating the boy who had taken the pistol away, using a tree branch. The narrator and his friends tried to calm her down, but she was uncontrollable.
Both stories are presented as examples of the narrator's encounters with "redneck" mothers on playgrounds, who are described as being prone to aggressive behavior and lacking in social norms and morality.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator is discussing their experiences with "redneck mothers" on playgrounds.
2. The narrator claims that grandmothers are buying sugar in bulk due to fear of rising prices.
3. The narrator mentions a telegram channel called "Keep Freebies" that offers promotional codes and discounts.
4. The narrator recalls a story about encountering a "redneck mother" on a playground near their dacha (summer home) in an urban village.
5. The narrator and their friend were sitting in a small wooden house on the playground when the mother approached them and demanded they leave.
6. The mother threatened to call her husband if the narrator and their friend did not leave.
7. The husband, named Valera, arrived and confronted the narrator and their friend.
8. The narrator and their friend decided to leave the playground rather than engage in a physical altercation.
9. The narrator recalls another story about a group of teenagers teasing a younger boy who was playing with a toy pistol.
10. The mother of the younger boy became angry and attacked the teenager who took the pistol away from her son.
11. The narrator and their friends tried to calm down the situation but ultimately decided to leave the playground.
Note: I excluded any opinions or subjective statements from the facts, and only included objective events and descriptions.