The provided text appears to be a script from a comedy game show, likely "Family Feud". The show features contestants answering survey questions with humorous and often ridiculous responses. The host and contestants exchange witty banter and jokes throughout the game. The questions range from naming something a man might be willing to go to prison to get away from (police) to what a pirate might be embarrassed to admit he doesn't know how to do (spell "pirate"). The contestants' answers are often silly, and the host playfully teases them about their responses.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a TV show or game show.
2. The show features a survey of 100 women or men answering various questions.
3. Leonardo DiCaprio's name is mentioned in the context of a question about what he has that someone might want to hold.
4. The Mona Lisa is mentioned as a painting by Leonardo DiCaprio (although this is likely a joke, as the Mona Lisa is actually a painting by Leonardo da Vinci).
5. The show features a buzzer sound effect.
6. The show has a segment where contestants are asked to fill in the blank with a answer to a question.
7. The show asks 100 single people about dates they felt like saying "less talk, more blank."
8. The show asks 100 women about something a man might only tell his wife on his deathbed.
9. The show asks 100 women about a country where men are sexier than American men.
10. The show features a question about what a pirate might be embarrassed to admit he doesn't know how to do.
11. The show asks 100 single men about a gift they might give to their girlfriend but not their mom.
12. The show features a question about an animal whose legs are featured on a restaurant menu.
13. The show mentions Panda Express, a Chinese restaurant chain.
14. The show features a joke about not being able to make a baby with one's mom.
Note that the text is a transcript of a TV show, so the "facts" are mostly just questions and answers from the show, rather than actual facts about the world.