The transcript appears to be from an online gaming session, likely a livestream of a game of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (CS:GO). The conversation is between multiple players, including the streamer and their teammates, as well as other players and observers in the chat. The discussion is often humorous and light-hearted, with players joking and teasing each other.
The conversation touches on various topics, including:
* The streamer's plans to do a face reveal at 100 followers
* A discussion about Britain leaving the EU and the streamer's desire to disconnect from the internet
* The streamer's ownership of a website called "csgolottery.co.uk"
* A series of random facts and trivia shared by one of the players
* A face-off between the streamer's team and another team, with the streamer assembling a team of players to compete against a team led by a professional CS:GO player named NBK
* A knife fight between the streamer and another player, with the streamer emerging victorious
Throughout the conversation, the players engage in witty banter and humorous exchanges, often using sarcasm and irony to poke fun at each other.
Here are the facts extracted from the text:
1. Britain was going to leave the EU.
2. The average woman uses her height in lipstick every five years.
3. The average person's food intake will contain 12 cubic airs.
4. Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of reactions.
5. The tapir has the largest penis to body ratio of any animal.
6. A duck and a rooster were the first passengers in a hot-air balloon.
7. In Japan, most lipstick contains fish scales.
8. In France, it is legal to marry a dead person.
9. It is against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.
10. A group of 12 or more cows is called a Fink.
11. The 57 on a cosmetic bottle represents the varieties of pickled the company once had.
12. The whale's average penis size is about 8 meters.
13. Slugs have four noses.
14. The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at very important meetings of the University of London.
15. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
16. Catfish are the only animals that naturally have whiskers.
17. A pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.
18. Sloths take two weeks to digest food.
19. Los Angeles is called "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora de la Reina de los Angeles".
20. You can tell the sex of a horse by its teeth, with most males having 14 teeth and females having 86 in 1386.
21. In Iceland, it is against the law to have a pet dog.