The speaker talks about visiting the port of Veracruz, where he went to the aquarium and saw manatees, sharks, and other animals. He also mentions visiting Xalapa, where he comments on the city's hilly terrain and winding streets.
The speaker then switches to talking about his comedy tour, where he visited various cities in Mexico, including Mazatlán, Culiacán, and Reynosa. He shares anecdotes about his experiences, including meeting a captain who took him on a yacht ride, trying marlin tacos, and encountering a group of people who were impressed by a woman's physical appearance.
The speaker also talks about being stopped by the military in Reynosa and being searched, but ultimately being cleared to continue on their way. He shares a story about taking a photo with a woman who had a physically impressive appearance, and how the people around her were impressed by her.
The speaker concludes by talking about how he is not ashamed to accept that he is an "ass" and that he will never be the subject of a corrido (a type of Mexican song) because corridos are typically about brave and heroic people, not people like him.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker visited the port of Veracruz as a high school student on a trip.
2. The speaker went to the aquarium in Veracruz 20 years ago and saw two male and female sharks named Paco and Dora.
3. The speaker visited the aquarium again recently and saw manatees.
4. The speaker lives in Xalapa and thinks the city's climate is friendly.
5. The speaker went on a tour that visited several cities in Mexico, including Mochis, Mazatlán, Culiacán, and Reynosa.
6. In Mazatlán, the speaker met a businessman who took them on his yacht.
7. The speaker had never been on a yacht before and was surprised by the captain's casual attire.
8. In Culiacán, the speaker tried marlin tacos and thought they were delicious.
9. In Reynosa, the speaker's group was stopped by the military and searched for drugs.
10. The speaker met a woman in Reynosa who was very attractive and had a distinctive figure.
11. The speaker took photos with armed people, including soldiers and police officers.
12. The speaker met a man in Reynosa who was intimidating and had a lot of tattoos.
13. The speaker is a comedian and has performed in several cities in Mexico.