The provided script appears to be a promotional video for Vat19, an online gift store. The video showcases various unique and quirky products, including:
* Gummy popsicles that won't melt
* Beer-flavored Jelly Belly jelly beans
* Pie Lollipops with real pie crust and filling
* Breakfast Lollipops with fruity flavors
* Unicorn Farts (cotton candy)
* Gummy Cola Bottles, a large gummy candy in cola flavor
* Candy Sushi, a sweet treat that looks like sushi
* Bean Boozled Jelly Bellys, which have unexpected and sometimes disgusting flavors
* Gummy Breakfast, handmade candies in fruity flavors
* A hard candy cotton candy maker that turns hard candy into cotton candy
* Pickle cotton candy, an airy treat flavored like pickles
* Bacon Lollibacons, a bacon-flavored lollipop with real bacon
The video is filled with humor, playful music, and entertaining skits to showcase each product. The narrator encourages viewers to visit Vat19.com to purchase these unique gifts.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Gummy popsicles are made of chewy candy that's full of fruity flavors.
2. Gummy popsicles are a bright pop of flavor that won't melt.
3. Gummy popsicles are made instead of ice.
4. Vat19.com sells gummy popsicles and hundreds more gifts.
5. Beer flavored Jelly Belly jelly beans taste exactly like a frosty brew, with a hint of sweetness.
6. Beer flavored Jelly Belly jelly beans are available at vat19.com.
7. Pie Lollipops are hand-made treats that feature a real, crumbly pie crust, tasty toppings, and a thick, flavorful filling.
8. Pie Lollipops have two pops per package.
9. Vat19.com sells Pie Lollipops and hundreds of other gifts.
10. Vat19.com also sells deep-fried cookies, deep-fried wedding cake, and deep-fried creme brulee.
11. Gummy cola bottles are modeled after classic tiny cola gummy candies.
12. Gummy cola bottles are a massive chewy gummy that tastes like cola.
13. Gummy cola bottles are 1080 calories.
14. Candy Sushi is a snack that looks like sushi but has a sweet, sugary taste and a longer shelf life.
15. Candy Sushi is a 21-piece set that includes three types of sugary sushi rolls, a candy-coated gummy side dish, and licorice.
16. Bean Boozled Jelly Belly is a fun spin on Jelly Belly's talent for mimicking flavors.
17. Bean Boozled Jelly Belly has 10 tasty flavors with wild doppelganger flavors like rotten egg, dog food, and barf.
18. Gummy breakfast is a handmade treat in the USA that has its own fruity flavor.
19. Gummy breakfast has a waffle with an added kick of maple for a sugary breakfast fix.
20. Hard Candy Cotton Candy Maker turns hard candy into a classic carnival treat.
21. Hard Candy Cotton Candy Maker includes reusable cones to gather the fluff.
22. Pickle Cotton Candy is an airy treat flavored like a verdant vegetable.
23. Pickle Cotton Candy has notes of real dill.
24. Bacon Lollibacons are bacons suspended in bacon candy.
25. Bacon Lollibacons come in three flavors: honey bacon, maple bacon, and BBQ bacon.
26. Bacon Lollibacons are made in the US.