The main character in the story is a student who is forced to date the teacher's daughter, Ping Pong, in order to pass a test. He doesn't want to be with her, but he's afraid of failing the test if he breaks up with her. The teacher has threatened to fail him if he hurts his daughter.
The main character tries to find ways to break up with Ping Pong without making her angry, but his attempts are unsuccessful. He tries being gross, feeding her bad food, and even pretending to be dying, but she doesn't break up with him.
Just when he thinks he's out of options, his friend introduces him to a strange and unattractive boy named Ding Dong, who Ping Pong falls in love with. The main character is able to break up with Ping Pong and is finally free to pursue his true love, Samantha. However, he soon discovers that Samantha already has a boyfriend.
The story is a comedic and absurd tale about a student's attempts to navigate a difficult situation and find love.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A student is taking a super-huge important test.
2. The student asks Cody for help with the test.
3. The teacher announces that her daughters, Ping and Pong, will be permanent students.
4. A student asks Ping for help with the test and offers to be her boyfriend in return.
5. Ping agrees to help the student with the test if he becomes her boyfriend.
6. The teacher warns the student that if he breaks up with Ping, he will fail his tests.
7. The student wants to break up with Ping but is afraid of failing his tests.
8. The student's friend suggests that he be gross and disgusting to make Ping break up with him.
9. The student tries to be gross and disgusting, but Ping does not break up with him.
10. The student comes up with a new plan to pretend to be dying and tells Ping that he only has one day to live.
11. Ping does not break up with the student, instead suggesting they spend the night together.
12. The student meets a new person, Ding Dong, and introduces him to Ping.
13. Ping falls in love with Ding Dong and breaks up with the student.
14. The student is now free to date Samantha, but she already has a boyfriend.