A conversation between two individuals, one who has had a terrible day, starts with a dispute over watching TV. One person, Black Yoshi, wants to play rock-paper-scissors to decide, but the other person, who is a doctor, is having a hard time hearing due to a megaphone being used. The doctor shares a story about a patient who was in a terrible car accident, but is more concerned about spilling Hawaiian Punch on his favorite shirt.
Later, a locksmith arrives and shares a story about a master key that can unlock any lock. Black Yoshi steals the key and plans to use it to steal a copy of the video game Call of Duty. The locksmith chases Black Yoshi to retrieve the key, but not before Black Yoshi steals the game.
The conversation ends with the group watching TV, with the doctor still concerned about his shirt and the locksmith trying to relax after a long day. Black Yoshi is also present, having stolen the video game, but is not allowed to play it.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has a damaged hearing.
2. Black Yoshi has a key to unlock the game display at Walmart.
3. The speaker spilled Hawaiian Punch on their shirt.
4. A patient in the emergency room had a terrible car accident.
5. The patient was a mother of three and had severe injuries.
6. The patient's children were in the waiting room, crying for their mother.
7. The speaker is a locksmith and has a master key.
8. The master key can unlock any lock in the world.
9. The locksmith oath requires locksmiths to only use the master key for justice, not evil.
10. Black Yoshi stole the master key from the locksmith.
11. The locksmith has a police uniform and is looking for the master key.
12. A robbery occurred at a gas station where the locksmith was buying Hawaiian Punch.
13. The robber scared the locksmith, causing them to spill Hawaiian Punch on their shirt.
14. The locksmith's shirt was ruined for the second time that day due to Hawaiian Punch.
15. The speaker has a flip phone given to them by Obama.
16. The flip phone cannot be used to download the Call of Duty mobile game.
17. Black Yoshi has an iPhone and has already downloaded the Call of Duty mobile game.