A comedian, Olivier de Benoist, delivers a stand-up comedy show where he claims to be a great defender of women. He starts by warning the audience, especially the women, that if he says anything misogynistic or makes an inappropriate gesture, they can shoot him with a water gun provided to them.
Throughout the show, he shares humorous anecdotes and jokes about his relationship with his wife, from their first meeting to their marriage, and even pokes fun at his own failed attempts at cheating. He also talks about his family's history and titles of nobility, which were allegedly awarded for his ancestor's sexual prowess.
The comedian also recounts a job interview he had with a female CEO, where he makes light of the challenges of working with women in positions of power. He jokes about women's abilities, or lack thereof, in math and driving, and even teases the idea that women might become an extinct species if men don't shape up.
Throughout the performance, Olivier de Benoist uses satire and self-deprecation to poke fun at traditional gender roles and societal expectations, all while maintaining a lighthearted and playful tone.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker mentions a woman who got a driving license in 1906.
2. The speaker says that women have been driving for over a century.
3. The speaker's wife registered on a dating website called Meetic.
4. The speaker mentions a meeting with a woman for a job interview.
5. The company being discussed is Slim Fast, which sells slimming products.
6. The speaker's wife is nicknamed "Faithful Breaks Balls."
7. The speaker's mother-in-law is referred to as "Al Assad."
8. The speaker mentions an event on September 11.
9. The speaker's wife asks him for 100 euros to buy a dress that costs 80 euros.
10. The speaker is married and has a wife who is in charge of the household.
11. The speaker mentions a YouTube channel with 10 official watches.
12. The speaker's wife weighs around 50 kg.