The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews the RoboCop video games, starting with the first RoboCop game for the NES, which he finds to be frustrating and poorly made. He criticizes the game's slippery controls, lack of jumping ability, and poor level design. He also reviews RoboCop 2, which he finds to be even more frustrating, with poor platforming and a high level of difficulty. He criticizes the game's design, calling it an "endurance test" and stating that it barely follows the movie.
The Nerd then reviews RoboCop 3, which he finds to have improved graphics but still poor gameplay. He criticizes the game's slow movement and poor platforming, as well as the fact that the game requires the player to repair damage to RoboCop between levels. He also notes that the game's music is one of its few redeeming qualities.
Throughout the review, the Nerd uses his signature humor and sarcasm to criticize the games and express his frustration with their poor design and gameplay.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The RoboCop video game is based on the movie RoboCop.
2. The original RoboCop movie is an ultra-violent, sci-fi action film.
3. The movie spawned two film sequels and a television series.
4. The RoboCop video game was released for the NES.
5. The game features a giant red mutant man wearing boots and no pants as the first boss.
6. The game has a total of six levels.
7. The game's music is a weird techno remix of the RoboCop movie theme.
8. The game's controls are slippery and difficult to navigate.
9. The game's platforming is frustrating and requires trial and error.
10. The game features a final boss fight against RoboCop 2.
11. The game requires the player to arrest certain bad guys, save hostages, and collect brains.
12. The game has infinite continues.
13. RoboCop 2 is an endurance test.
14. The game has a total of eight levels.
15. The final boss fight against RoboCop 2 requires the player to shoot him three times.
16. The game's music is energetic and chiptune techno.
17. The game's start screen features a goofy image of RoboCop.
18. The game's jetpack is infamous and sucks.
19. The game's first boss is a ninja from the movie who looks more like Ryu from Ninja Gaiden.
20. The game's level 3 and 4 are the same exact level, but level 4 is backwards.
21. The game features a fight against ED-209.
22. The game's last level features a fight against Scorpion and Sub-Zero.
23. The game's ending features a console with numbers that must be solved to progress.
24. The game has a total of four volumes available on Blu-Ray, containing 147 episodes.
25. The Blu-Ray volumes include bonus features and are region-free.