The content provided appears to be a series of prank phone calls made to various businesses, including McDonald's, a pest control service, Wendy's, EB Games, Shoppers Drug Mart, Papa John's, a zoo, a movie theater, a concert venue, and a museum. The prankster makes absurd requests or asks ridiculous questions, often pretending to be a clueless or eccentric customer. The calls are likely meant to be humorous and entertaining, but may also be annoying or frustrating for the people on the receiving end.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker made prank calls to various companies and organizations.
2. The companies and organizations called include McDonald's, a pest control service, Wendy's, EB Games, Shoppers Drug Mart, Papa John's, a zoo, a movie theater, a concert venue, and a museum.
3. The speaker asked McDonald's about a piece of feces found in the play area and expressed concern about cleanliness.
4. The speaker asked the pest control service if they could exterminate them as a rodent.
5. The speaker offered to sell their potatoes to Wendy's.
6. The speaker asked EB Games about getting free "Phoebe bucks" for being an "epic Minecraft gamer".
7. The speaker asked Shoppers Drug Mart if they sold toenail removers.
8. The speaker asked Papa John's to speak to "Papa".
9. The speaker asked the zoo if they could buy an emu or an emu egg.
10. The speaker asked the movie theater when the Minecraft movie would be released.
11. The speaker asked the concert venue if they had tickets for a "circumcision" event.
12. The speaker asked the museum if they had any live mammoths on display.