The scene is a comedic take on a police investigation. A detective is trying to solve the case of the stolen cookies from the "most protected cookie jar in the world." The detective interviews various suspects, including a kid named Jeffy, a chef, and a boy named Junior, but the trail keeps going cold. In the end, the detective discovers that the true culprit is his own partner, who confesses to stealing the cookies because "the best type of cookies are stolen cookies." The detective is torn between turning his partner in and sharing the cookies, and ultimately decides to share them.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A cookie jar was robbed, with approximately 30 cookies stolen.
2. The thief was found tranquilized at the south entrance.
3. The thief was wearing gloves, making it difficult to obtain fingerprints.
4. The Cookie Monster was investigated but had an alibi, being in Paris, France.
5. The Pillsbury Doughboy was also investigated but was on his honeymoon in Fiji.
6. A Nerf bullet was found at the scene of the crime.
7. A suspect's son was questioned, but he claimed to have been rearranging his ducks at the time of the crime.
8. A chef was investigated, but he claimed to have been baking cookies and not stealing them.
9. A boy named Junior was accused of eating cookies in a bed and was found to have Chips Ahoy cookies.
10. The trail of clues led to the investigator's partner, who confessed to stealing the cookies.
11. The partner claimed that stolen cookies are the best type of cookies.