The text is a script from a YouTube video or podcast episode where the host, Jack, creates and shares fake "facts" that are designed to be humorous and satirical. He generates these fake facts by taking real information and adding absurd or misleading elements to make them sound believable but ultimately false. The host also engages with his audience, responds to comments, and promotes a sponsor, MVMT, a watch and sunglasses company. At the end of the episode, he challenges his viewers to title an untitled song he composed over 10 years ago.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Pitbull will speak at the United Nations about the global water crisis.
2. A 2016 law in Florida forbids clapping at the end of a movie.
3. In 2020, the International Union of Time regulation will add three more days to February.
4. Women between the ages of 18 and 25 who wear thongs are more likely to earn $95,000 per year than those who do not, according to a 2016 study.
5. Due to outdated laws, it is technically illegal to kiss before marriage in six US states.
6. 92% of high school students like homework, according to a recent poll.
7. Statistically, malls are more likely to kill you than the ocean.
8. The character Shrek is based on a mythical figure in Russian folklore dating back to 1200 AD.
9. Movement, a watch company, has released new sunglasses for spring.
10. In Nepal, a trade law in 1998 banned several American treats, including Oreos, from entering the country due to their high fructose corn syrup content.