The speaker reads and reacts to a list of humorous and often ridiculous names found on the internet, including people with names like Sam Sung working for Apple, Mr. Perv, and Dr. Whet Faartz. The speaker comments on the irony and unexpected nature of many of the names, often expressing surprise and amusement. They also question the authenticity of some of the names and wonder if they were created for comedic effect.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The video creator is attending VidCon in California.
2. The video is the creator's third video of the week.
3. A person named Sam Sung works for Apple.
4. A person with 13 underage children is listed as Mr. Perv.
5. A person named Saad Maan appears to be sad in a photo.
6. P. Ennis is a person's name.
7. Chris P. Bacon is a person's name.
8. Chris P. Bacon was born in 1945.
9. Paul Twocock is a person's name, and they are associated with a Gay rights charity.
10. Mike Litoris is a person's name, and they are a homeowner.
11. A class photo from 1981 features Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt.
12. A cooking book titled "Cooking with Poo" is mentioned.
13. The book is dedicated to the author's husband, Moe Lester.
14. Major Dickie Head is a person's name.
15. Dr. Whet Faartz is a person's name.
16. A person named Mrs. Rape is mentioned.
17. Kash Register is a person's name.
18. Donald Duck is a person's name.
19. Gay Neighbors is a person's name.
20. Crystal Methven is a person's name, and they are selling kittens.
21. Jack Daniels is a person's name, and they have a driver's license.
22. A person named Lord Vol Demort is mentioned.
23. Mike Litoris is a person's name, and they are a homeowner.
24. A class photo features students with the last names Weiner and Butt.
25. A person named Christian Guy works for the Centre for Social Justice.
26. Ex-Robben Island Prisoner Tokyo Sexwale is mentioned.
27. Ana L is a person's name.
28. Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele is a person's name, and they are from Hawaii.
29. Willie Stroker is a person's name, and they are a judge.
30. MacDonald-Berger is a person's name, and they are newly married.
31. Lord Vol Demort is a person's name.
32. Gay Saylor is a person's name, and they are the head of the Woman's Club.
33. The Assistant Dean is named Sirius Bonner.
34. Mahboobeh is a person's name.
35. B.J. Worthy is a person's name, and their house is for sale.
36. Dr. Pornsak is a person's name, and they have a clinic.
37. Jed I Knight is a person's name.
38. Anass Rhammar is a person's name.
39. Ben Dover is a person's name.
40. Jack Goff is a person's name.
41. Dixie Normous is a person's name.
42. Deja Viau is a person's name.
43. NDP supporter Tahra Dactyl is mentioned.
44. Mr. Sackrider is a person's name.
45. Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong is a person's name.
46. Your Appliance Specialist is named Dick Burger.
47. Yoshie Takeshita is a person's name.
48. The cashier is named Suhkdeep.
49. Rowdy Negro is a person's name.
50. Chubby Cox is a person's name.
51. Speed Weed is a person's name.
52. Bud Light is a person's name, and they are a Lake Norman resident.
53. Phat Ho is a person's name, and they are a New York City taxi driver.
54. Cherries Waffles Tennis is a person's name.
55. Oral is a person's name, and they appeared on The Price is Right.
56. Dr. Will Tickel is a person's name, and they are a chiropractor.
57. Chew Kok is a person's name, and they are a taxi driver.
58. Butt Mohamad is a person's name, and they are a taxi driver.
59. Vanessa Tobaccojuice is a person's name.
60. Kim Kashkashian is a person's name.
61. Holden Butts is a person's name, and they made false statements to law enforcement.
62. Long Wiwi is engaged.
63. Uranius Johnson is a person's name.
64. Dyl Pickle is a person's name.
65. Janelle Lawless is a person's name, and they are running for Circuit Judge.
66. Harry Hole is a person's name.
67. Judy Graham Swallows is a person's name, and they have 24 years of experience.
68. Oliver Loser is a person's name.
69. Tuch Anas is a person's name.
70. Rick Roll is a person's name, and they are a district manager.
71. Yolanda Squatpump is a person's name.
72. Steve Sharts and Dong Dong are person's names.
73. AJ Kan't is a person's name.
74. Diana Dbag is a person's name.
75. Sally Mangina is a person's name.
76. Jolly Mangina is a person's name.
77. Tatiana Vagina is a person's name.
78. Dr. Jack Kanoff is a person's name.
79. Wendy Wacko is a person's name.
80. Jackson Galaxy is a person's name, and they are a cat behavior consultant.
81. Dr. Thomas Fister is a person's name.
82. Wang Liqin and Peter Ubersechs are person's names.
83. Airwrecka McBride is a person's name.
84. Mohammadpourkarkaragh is a person's name.
85. Guy Nutter is a person's name, and they are a forensic scientist.
86. F. You is a person's name.