This is a transcript of a video or audio clip with various sound effects, music cues, and humorous commentary. It includes scenes of action, suspense, and comedy, featuring popular characters like Mario and Kirby. The content seems to be a compilation of different moments and reactions from various video games and media.
Here are the key facts extracted from the provided text:
1. Subtitles were made by various community members of YouTube.
2. There were sounds of explosions, heroic music, and preparations for battle.
3. The character called for a taxi, and it arrived.
4. A monster was mentioned, and there were various onomatopoeic sounds.
5. The text mentioned a pickup service and someone burping.
6. There was a mention of a "Big Bird" and dramatic music playing.
7. The phrase "Do you know da wae" was used.
8. The text included references to gaming with phrases like "Rated M for Mature," "Yoshi's Island," and "Level 1 crook vs level 35 boss."
9. Various sounds and actions were described, including "burp," "smacc," and "HONK."
10. The text contained dialogues and expressions from different characters in the context of a video game scenario.
11. The text ended with "so long gay-" and additional characters that seem to be corrupted or altered text.
Please note that some of the text appears to be nonsensical or includes unconventional characters, making it challenging to extract meaningful facts from those parts.