Dan and Phil are preparing for their trip to Australia, where they will be performing their stage show, "The Amazing Stories." They discuss the various dangers they may face in Australia, including predators such as sharks, saltwater crocodiles, and spiders. They also mention the risk of getting lost in the bush and the extreme heat. Dan is particularly concerned about the dangers, while Phil is more laid-back. They jokingly decide that they will "die" due to the various hazards, but ultimately, they are just excited for their trip and show.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Dan and Phil are going to Australia for a stage show called "The Amazing Stories".
2. They will be performing in Perth, Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney, and Brisbane.
3. There are still tickets available for their shows.
4. Dan and Phil are aware of the dangers of Australian wildlife, including predators and venomous animals.
5. They discuss various Australian animals that could be deadly, including the textile cone snail, cassowary, drop bears, sharks, and saltwater crocodiles.
6. Dan and Phil are also aware of the dangers of the sun in Australia, with temperatures reaching up to 25 degrees Celsius.
7. They will be taking a 23-hour flight to Australia, which they are not looking forward to.
8. Dan and Phil discuss the possibility of encountering common house spiders in Australia, including the huntsman spider.
9. They mention that statistically, you are always one foot away from a spider in Australia.
10. They also discuss the risk of getting lost in the bush and the risk of sexually transmitted infections from koalas.
11. Koalas naturally carry chlamydia, and there is a small risk of transmission to humans.
12. Dan and Phil are joking about the dangers of Australia and are actually looking forward to their trip.