The text is a transcript of a video where the creator participates in a Photoshop battle on a subreddit. The creator takes various images and uses Photoshop to create humorous and often absurd edits. The images include a crab, a lady with a unique hairstyle, Donald Trump, The Rock holding a baby, a queen knighting a man, a cat in the road, two people fighting on a beach, a man on a frozen lake, a couple throwing their baby, a police officer on a computer, and other images. The creator showcases their own edits and compares them to others, often praising the creativity and skill of the other participants. Throughout the video, the creator provides commentary on their process, the edits they've made, and their opinions on the other submissions.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is about a person participating in Photoshop battles on a subreddit.
2. The person is competing against others to create the most funny or creative image.
3. The battles involve editing images of various subjects, including a crab, a lady, Donald Trump, The Rock, a cat, and a police officer.
4. The person is using Adobe Photoshop to edit the images.
5. The subreddit community is encouraged to participate and submit their own edited images.
6. The person mentions that some of the submissions are impressive and that they feel disgusted with their own work after seeing others.
7. The person declares themselves the winner of some of the battles, but also acknowledges that others have done better in some cases.
8. The person mentions that they are the number one in Australia, but it's unclear what this refers to.
9. The person thanks Mr. Epic Games for being a subscriber and watching their content.
10. The person asks for a million likes in exchange for their effort and signs off at the end of the text.
Note that some of these facts may be implicit or require inference, and some may be subjective or opinion-based. I've tried to stick to verifiable and objective facts as much as possible.