A couple, Marvin and his wife, have an unusual conversation with a friend named Dougie. Dougie is seeking $500 and claims that Marvin owes him for saving his life with the Heimlich maneuver after he choked on a pizza roll. Dougie eventually asks Marvin to buy him Fried Chicken Cheetos, a supposedly exclusive flavor. Marvin calls the Cheetos corporate number and gets in touch with Chester Cheeto, who agrees to meet Dougie. However, Chester Cheeto has his own conditions and demands, including knob-slobbing for the Fried Chicken Cheetos. The conversation is filled with humorous and absurd exchanges, ultimately leading to Chester Cheeto meeting Dougie and gifting him a single Fried Chicken Cheeto. Dougie is disappointed with the taste and would rather have the $500.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker cooks pizza rolls in the microwave for Marvin.
2. Marvin chokes on a pizza roll, and Dougie saves him by performing the Heimlich maneuver.
3. Marvin asks Dougie for $500, but Dougie says he doesn't have that kind of money.
4. Marvin wants Fried Chicken Cheetos, a special edition flavor.
5. Dougie goes to the store and buys regular and Flaming Hot Cheetos, but can't find Fried Chicken Cheetos.
6. Marvin calls the Cheetos corporate number to ask about Fried Chicken Cheetos.
7. Chester Cheeto answers the phone and says Fried Chicken Cheetos were made in Thailand, but the company tried to destroy all the bags.
8. A man claiming to be the Prince of Dubai offers to trade Fried Chicken Cheetos for a high price.
9. Dougie refuses to trade his wife for Fried Chicken Cheetos or $100 million.
10. The Prince of Dubai wants Chester Cheeto to be his pet tiger.
11. Chester Cheeto is blind and wears glasses.
12. The Prince of Dubai offers to trade something for Chester Cheeto, and Chester agrees as long as he gets Fried Chicken Cheetos.
13. Dougie gives Chester Cheeto Fried Chicken Cheetos, and Chester is very happy.
14. Dougie tries a Fried Chicken Cheeto and doesn't like it.