The text describes 10 bizarre cults that exist today, including:
1. Nuwaubian Nation: A black nationalist group that believes aborted fetuses live in sewers and plan to take over the world.
2. Prince Philip Movement: A cult in the South Pacific that worships Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, as a divine being.
3. Church of Euthanasia: An organization that advocates for population control through abortion, euthanasia, and other means.
4. The Brethren: A radical group that believes in purifying themselves by giving up modern comforts and conveniences.
5. Cosmic People of Light Powers: A Czech cult that believes in an alien named Ashtar Sheran and waits for transportation to another dimension.
6. Scientology: A cult founded by L. Ron Hubbard that believes in an alien named Xenu and has a secretive and hierarchical structure.
7. Raelians: A cult that believes humans were created by aliens and advocates for free love and cloning.
8. Family International: A cult that believes in free love and sex, but rejects homosexuality.
9. Creativity Movement: A neo-Nazi cult that advocates for white supremacy and rejects all forms of spirituality and religion.
10. Order of the Solar Temple: A secret society that claims to be based on the ideals of the Knights Templar and has been linked to mass suicide and murder.
The text is written in a humorous and satirical tone, with the author expressing skepticism and criticism towards these cults and their beliefs.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The Nuwaubian movement originated as a Black Muslim group in New York City in the 1970s.
2. The movement was founded by Dwight Yorke.
3. The Nuwaubians believe that aborted fetuses are living in the sewers and plan to take over the world.
4. The Nuwaubians also believe that Satan has a child born in New York City, and that the Pope was present at the birth.
5. The movement's leader, Dwight Yorke, was busted for racketeering, child sex slave trafficking, and child molestation.
6. The Prince Philip Movement is a cult that believes Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, is a divine being.
7. The movement is located in the southern island of Tanna in the South Pacific.
8. The movement believes that Prince Philip will return to them, as prophesied by ancient tales.
9. The Church of Euthanasia was founded in 1992 by Kris Kurta.
10. The church's sole commandment is "Thou shalt not procreate."
11. The church's four pillars are suicide, abortion, cannibalism, and sodomy.
12. The church is federally recognized in the US as a non-profit educational foundation.
13. The Brethren was founded in 1971 by Jimmy T. Roberts.
14. The Brethren believe that the only way to prepare for the end of the world is to purify oneself by giving up modern comforts and conveniences.
15. Members of the Brethren are not allowed to celebrate in any way that includes singing and dancing.
16. The Cosmic People of Light Powers is a Czech cult that believes in an alien named Ashtar Sheran.
17. The group was founded in the 1990s by Ivo A. Benda.
18. The group believes that extraterrestrial civilizations operate a fleet of spaceships led by the Ashtar Galactic Command.
19. The group believes that members will be transported to another dimension by aliens.
20. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1952 by L. Ron Hubbard.
21. The church's teachings include the belief in an alien named Xenu who brought humans to Earth 75 million years ago.
22. The church teaches that humans are inhabited by the spirits of aliens who were killed by Xenu.
23. The Raelians were founded in France in the 1970s by Claude Vorilhon, also known as Rael.
24. The group believes that humans were created by aliens and that UFOs spawned most religions.
25. The group believes in mind transfer and cloning leading to reincarnation.
26. Family International was founded in 1968 by Dave Berg.
27. The group believes that its members are living in the last days before the apocalypse.
28. Members are encouraged to have as much sex as they please with each other, regardless of marital status.
29. The group's teachings include the encouragement of heterosexual relations, but condemnation of homosexuality.
30. The Creativity Movement, formerly known as the World Church of the Creator, was founded in 1973 by Ben Klassen.
31. The group advocates for a white-only sovereign and rejects all forms of spirituality and religion.
32. The group believes that white or Caucasian is a unique and superior race.
33. The group has been behind many violent hate crimes over the years.
34. The Order of the Solar Temple was founded in 1984 by Luc Jouret.
35. The group operates as a secret society and claims to be based on the ideals of the Knights Templar.
36. The group's members are global, with temples in Quebec, Canada, Australia, Switzerland, and the Caribbean.
37. In 1994, a member's three-year-old son was murdered after his father identified him as the Antichrist.
38. The group was responsible for a mass group suicide in 1994.