The text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video featuring a comedic sketch about a person pretending to be a mermaid. The mermaid, who claims to be a big fan of Siberian lady, is shown attempting to live her life underwater, including brushing her teeth, styling her hair, and applying makeup. However, everything she tries ends in chaos, and she often emerges from the water looking disheveled and defeated.
Throughout the video, the mermaid also engages in various comedic misadventures, including trying to eat a meal underwater, visiting a mermaid-themed restaurant, and showing off her "underwater village." The video appears to be a humorous commentary on the challenges of being a mermaid, with the protagonist often breaking the fourth wall to address the audience and share her frustrations.
Ultimately, the video ends with the mermaid finding a pearl and declaring herself happy, despite the various mishaps that have occurred throughout the video. The tone of the video is lighthearted and comedic, with plenty of humorous moments and witty one-liners.
1. The speaker claims they are a big fan of Siberian lady.
2. The speaker says they are going to become a mermaid.
3. They have a "mermaid bathroom" with mermaid-inspired mirrors and hand wash.
4. The speaker says they are adopted.
5. They say a mermaid's tears turn into pearls.
6. The speaker attempts to brush their teeth underwater.
7. They have trouble walking on land.
8. The speaker does their hair underwater, but it gets spoiled when it comes up.
9. They try to do makeup underwater, but it's difficult.
10. The speaker peels an orange underwater, filling the pool with its fragrance.
11. They try to eat food underwater but don't know how to swim.
12. The speaker sleeps in a "mermaid bed" near a pool.
13. They visit a mermaid-themed restaurant and order a mermaid cupcake.
14. The speaker has trouble walking on land and rests in the middle of the road.
15. They talk about their "underwater village" with grass, leaves, pearls, and shells.