A pilot, who appears to be disoriented and confused, wakes up in the Amazon forest. He is met by a mysterious man who claims to be an intern in the Amazon and a member of the Apocalypto tribe. The pilot tries to explain his situation, but the man's responses are nonsensical and unhelpful. The pilot is desperate to find a way back to Jakarta, where his wife and passengers are waiting. He eventually meets a man named Kelvin, who offers to take him to Jakarta on his motorcycle for a fee of 12 million. The pilot agrees, but then reveals that he has no money. Despite this, Kelvin agrees to take him anyway.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The conversation starts with a person waking up in the Amazon forest.
2. The person has no memory of how they got there.
3. A man named Leonardo DiCaprio (not the actor) appears and claims to be a shepherd.
4. The person asks Leonardo to take them home, but Leonardo says it's too far and will take 2 months to reach the city.
5. The person is a pilot who was flying a plane with passengers.
6. The pilot has no money and no phone.
7. Leonardo offers to help the pilot but speaks in a confusing and nonsensical manner.
8. The pilot is frustrated and asks for a ride to Jakarta, but Leonardo says it's too far.
9. A man with a motorcycle appears, and the pilot asks for his help to get to Jakarta.
10. The motorcyclist agrees to take the pilot to Jakarta for 12 million (currency not specified).
11. The pilot has no money and asks to pay the motorcyclist after they arrive in Jakarta.
12. The motorcyclist agrees, and they set off towards Jakarta.
13. The pilot thanks the motorcyclist, whose name is Kelvin.
14. Kelvin has never ridden a plane before.
15. The pilot offers to take Kelvin on a plane ride if he has time.
Note: These facts are based on the provided text and may not be accurate or make sense in the context of the conversation, which appears to be nonsensical and humorous.