The speaker discusses various everyday preferences and opinions, such as:
* Not responding to old emails and having a large number of unread messages
* Not liking ketchup on fries
* Being a person with many alarms and finding it normal
* Not eating chicken wings properly due to leftovers
* Preferring to eat bread with cream cheese in a specific way to trick the stomach
* Being a person who prefers the song title and artist to be in separate columns
* Eating pizza edges, but only if they're not burnt
* Preferring chicken drumsticks or thighs
* Eating corn off the cob and finding it easier
* Writing text messages from left to right, not right to left
* Being organized with toothpaste and not squeezing the tube from the middle
* Preferring to use an umbrella in the rain with one hand
* Not understanding people who wear glasses with lights or flashes.
The speaker also engages in humorous and lighthearted banter, making fun of themselves and others for their preferences and opinions.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. There are two types of people in the world: those who have no unanswered emails and those who only have unanswered emails.
2. The speaker has 44,000 unread messages in their Gmail.
3. 55% of people prefer to set multiple alarms.
4. 75% of people prefer to eat bread with the larger side facing up.
5. The speaker prefers to eat chicken thighs over drumsticks.
6. 85% of people prefer to have the artist's name listed first in music players.
7. The speaker prefers to eat pizza crust.
8. The speaker prefers to eat corn off the cob.
9. 50% of people prefer to read from left to right.
10. The speaker prefers to squeeze toothpaste tubes rather than rolling them.
11. 5% of people prefer to use their phone with their left hand.