The narrator and Daniel are trying to recover stolen ninja gadgets from hackers. They use a map to locate the gadgets and find a buried cache containing two swords. They test the swords on a pineapple and a cantaloupe, successfully slicing through them. The narrator and Daniel also use a bo staff to hit a watermelon, and a blue sword to slice through a cantaloupe. Meanwhile, their friend Chad is distracting the hackers, allowing them to recover the stolen gadgets. The narrator and Daniel plan to meet up with Chad and show him the recovered gadgets, which they believe are still in good condition despite being used by the hackers.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Chad is battling hackers.
2. The narrator and Daniel are trying to figure out what's on a USB they got from a secret meeting.
3. The USB contains a file with Chad's name on it, called "Chad Ninja Gadget".
4. The file contains locations of ninja gadgets taken from Chad.
5. The narrator and Daniel are trying to retrieve the gadgets.
6. They find a metal detector that the hackers are using to search for the gadgets.
7. The narrator and Daniel come up with a plan to sneak up on the hacker and take the metal detector.
8. They successfully retrieve the metal detector and use it to find a buried ninja gadget.
9. They dig up a cache of ninja gadgets, including swords and a bo staff.
10. They test out the gadgets on a pineapple, a cantaloupe, and a soda.
11. The narrator and Daniel are trying to catch up with Chad, who is distracting the hackers.
12. They have a collection of ninja gadgets that they retrieved from the hackers.
13. The hackers had been using the gadgets, but the narrator and Daniel were able to retrieve them.