A comedian has a roast-style conversation with a friend, exchanging jokes and witty remarks, often with dark humor and irreverent themes. They poke fun at each other and make jokes about prison, sex workers, and disability. The conversation is lighthearted and playful, with both individuals trying to outdo each other in a battle of wits and humor.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The color worn by prisoners in Australia is green, not orange.
2. The speaker has been to jail.
3. The speaker has dealt drugs in the past.
4. The speaker is not allowed to sell drugs for another year.
5. The speaker has a joke about a paraplegic strip club.
6. The speaker has a joke about an epileptic oyster fisherman and a prostitute with diarrhea.
7. The speaker has a joke about a man who escaped from prison, with the initials "SKP".
8. The speaker has a joke about Michael Jackson having an allergic reaction.
9. The speaker has a joke about a disabled person, specifically a deaf girl.
10. The speaker has a joke about a drug dealer who shows up on time.
11. The speaker has a joke about a Serbian prostitute.
12. The speaker has a joke about an escaped prisoner and an orphan.
13. The speaker has a joke about having a hooker die on you.
14. The speaker has a joke about a man's dad going to prison.
15. The speaker has a joke about non-alcoholic beers being like going down on your sister.
16. The speaker has a joke about how to maintain a professional network in prison.
17. The speaker has a joke about children born in a brothel.
18. The speaker has a joke about coming inside a woman.
19. The speaker has a joke about the difference between Disney and porn.
20. The speaker has a joke about hookers not farting.