A person is creating a humorous, satirical makeup tutorial where they apply an excessive amount of products, including foundation, blush, mascara, and nail polish, to their face. They also use unconventional items like a chocolate bar, glue, and even a spider, which they put on their eyeball. The tutorial is absurd and comedic, with the person frequently breaking character and acknowledging the ridiculousness of their actions. The tutorial ends with a "final look" that is a heavily made-up, chaotic mess.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker is attempting to create a makeup look.
2. The speaker applies a yellow liquid to their hand.
3. The speaker rubs the yellow liquid on their face, including their mouth and nose.
4. The speaker mixes foundation with SPF on the back of their hand.
5. The speaker smears the mixture all over their face.
6. The speaker rubs the mixture into their skin for an even tone.
7. The speaker applies glue to their eyebrows.
8. The speaker uses a coloring pen to shape their eyebrows at a 75-degree angle.
9. The speaker applies nail polish under their eyebrows.
10. The speaker uses a lip gloss to create a dark shape under their eyebrows.
11. The speaker applies blush to their face, including their eyeballs.
12. The speaker uses a Contour brush to blend the blush.
13. The speaker applies mascara to their face, not just their eyelashes.
14. The speaker uses a lip gloss on their face, not just their lips.
15. The speaker applies a darker shade of blush to their eyeballs and nose.
16. The speaker uses a nail polish on their nose.
17. The speaker applies glitter gloss under their eyebrows.
18. The speaker applies nail polish to their lips.
19. The speaker changes the color of their lips multiple times.
20. The speaker uses a coloring pencil on their eyelashes.
21. The speaker uses a watercolor set to create a look on their eyeballs.
22. The speaker puts a spider on their eyeball.
23. The speaker polishes their spider with black gloss polish.
24. The speaker stabs their eye with an unknown object.
25. The speaker applies multiple layers of gloss to their face.
26. The speaker uses a second spider, named Jerry, on their eyeball.
27. The speaker moisturizes the spider with gloss.
28. The speaker applies watercolors to their eyeballs.
29. The speaker applies fake freckles to their face using a dotting tool.
30. The speaker cools themselves down multiple times during the process.