The provided text appears to be a humorous, informal summary of the Terminator film series, specifically focusing on the second part of the saga. Here's a concise summary:
The narrator briefly recounts the main events of the Terminator series, starting with the first film and moving on to the sequels. They describe how the series becomes increasingly complicated, with multiple timelines and plot twists.
In the second part of the summary, the narrator focuses on the events of Terminator: Salvation (2009) and Terminator Genisys (2015). They describe how John Connor (Christian Bale) fights against the machines, and how Kyle Reese, John's father, is sent back in time to protect Sarah Connor.
The narrator then jumps to Terminator Genisys, where they summarize the plot, including the introduction of a new villain and the return of Arnold Schwarzenegger as an older T-800 Terminator. The narrator pokes fun at the film's plot holes and inconsistencies, particularly regarding the character of John Connor, who is revealed to be a robot.
Throughout the summary, the narrator interjects with humorous comments and observations, often breaking into tangents and asides. The tone is lighthearted and playful, with the narrator clearly enjoying the absurdity and complexity of the Terminator franchise.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. In the Terminator universe, the bad guys sent robots from the future to the past to kill Sarah Connor.
2. The good guys sent a blonde robot named Risk to save Sarah Connor.
3. John Connor was sent to the past as a child to be protected.
4. The bad guys sent a robot to kill John Connor as an adult.
5. The good guys sent Schwarzenegger robots to save John Connor.
6. John Connor became a resistance soldier who fought against the machine rebellion.
7. John Connor was killed in a battle, but his body was not found.
8. A character named Marcus was designed to infiltrate Skynet.
9. A sound wave was discovered that could deactivate the machines, but it was later revealed to be a lie.
10. The machines kidnapped Kyle Reese.
11. John Connor sent Kyle Reese back in time to protect Sarah Connor.
12. Schwarzenegger appeared in the past and killed a group of punks to obtain their clothes.
13. A young Kyle Reese met a woman named Sarah Connor in the 80s.
14. Schwarzenegger was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, but a good Schwarzenegger also arrived to save her.
15. The machines sent a robot to kill John Connor's mother, but a good Schwarzenegger saved her.
16. The characters traveled back in time to 1997 to prevent a disaster.
17. A character named Genesis was introduced, who was a little boy in the form of a hologram.
18. Genesis was a Facebook-type app that controlled all the cell phones, televisions, and multiprocessors.
19. Juancito, a robot, wanted to defend Genesis, but was discovered to have a weak point - a magnet.
20. The group of protagonists arrived at the Genesis facilities and met Genesis.
21. Schwarzenegger solved the problem by getting into the time machine with Juancito, causing a short circuit.
22. The time machine exploded, and Schwarzenegger died.