THE EVENT WAS BAD - Summary

Summary

The streamer, Laser Beam, is playing a new update of Fortnite, which features a winter-themed map with zombies, similar to the previous "Fort Nightmares" event. The update, however, seems to be lacking in new content, with the streamer expressing disappointment and boredom. Despite this, Laser Beam and his friend, Fresh, have fun killing zombies and trying to break their previous record of 600 zombie kills. They ultimately fall short, with a total of around 440 zombie kills, but still enjoy the experience. The streamer's review of the update is overwhelmingly negative, giving it a "piece of crap out of 10".

Facts

Here are the key facts from the text:

1. The speaker is playing a game and reacting to an update that includes a winter theme with snow and zombies.
2. The game's servers were initially experiencing issues, but the speaker managed to get in and play.
3. The speaker is playing with a friend named Fresh.
4. The update includes a new scoped pistol and a zombie-hunting crossbow.
5. The speaker is trying to break their record for most zombies killed, which was set during a previous event called "Fort Nightmares."
6. The speaker's current record is 600 zombies killed.
7. The speaker and Fresh are competing to see who can kill the most zombies.
8. The speaker has a pet dog named Baby Ginge.
9. The game includes a feature that allows players to earn loot by killing zombies.
10. The speaker is streaming their gameplay live.
11. The speaker mentions that there are fewer zombies on the map compared to the Fort Nightmares event.
12. The speaker's final zombie kill count is 211.
13. The speaker and Fresh's combined zombie kill count is over 400.
14. The speaker believes that the update is "kind of boring" and rates it a 0 out of 10.