The speaker shares a personal story about a recent trip to Guadalajara, where they had an accident involving an airline called Viva Bus. They express frustration with the airline's service, particularly with the plane's maintenance and the mechanics' response to a leak in the engine.
The speaker then shares a humorous anecdote about using the plane's bathroom, which they found to be very small. They also mention a previous experience with another airline, Aeromexico, where they had issues with their flight.
The conversation then shifts to a discussion about a viral dress that appears to be different colors to different people. The speaker shares their own reaction to the dress and reveals that women are generally better at distinguishing between different colors.
The speaker concludes by thanking their audience, sharing some personal anecdotes, and announcing upcoming events and appearances.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker had an accident on a flight from Guadalajara.
2. The flight was operated by Viva Bus, an airline the speaker had previously criticized.
3. The speaker's grandfather was on a flight where the left turbine or engine was leaking a substance.
4. The speaker had to arrive at the airport two hours before their flight.
5. The speaker was asked to pay for a ticket and then wait to see if they could get on the flight.
6. The speaker was in line for a flight but missed it.
7. AeroMéxico informed the speaker that their round-trip flight from Mexico was not valid for a flight from Guadalajara to Monterrey.
8. Interjet offered to help the speaker get on a flight.
9. The speaker discussed the dress that appears to be different colors to different people.
10. The speaker mentioned that they were on a date on March 6 in Tampico.
11. The speaker thanked their friend Fernando for a figurine of themselves.
12. The speaker sent greetings to various people, including Iván O Laguna, Nubia Rodríguez, and Leonardo Sanabia.
13. The speaker mentioned that they will be performing in Celaya on March 13.
14. The speaker is negotiating to perform in various places, including Reynosa, Laredo, and Tribeca.
15. The speaker will be performing at a benefit event for the Rotarians on May 15.