David Koechner recounts a wild story about a night in Louisiana where he got drunk, urinated in a parking lot, and was given a ticket by a police officer. A cast member suggested he get revenge by defecating on the cop car, but he didn't do it. However, someone else claimed he did, and Koechner was hauled out of his hotel room in the middle of the night, taken to the police station, and interrogated. The waitress who had been serving them that night was called to testify, but she didn't see anything, and Koechner was eventually released. The incident caused a stir on set, with some people believing he had done it, and it even affected his relationship with a co-star. Koechner had to hire a lawyer to clear his name and eventually moved on from the incident.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker, David Koechner, traveled to Louisiana for a film shoot.
2. He had five kids at the time, but now has more.
3. David Koechner stayed in a hotel with a friend, MC.
4. They went out for drinks and had 3-4 car bombs.
5. He went outside to call his wife and kids, and urinated in a parking lot.
6. He was caught by two police officers and given a ticket for public urination.
7. Later, he was awakened in his hotel room by four police officers and taken to the station.
8. He was questioned about allegedly defecating on a police car, but denied any involvement.
9. A waitress from the restaurant where he was earlier testified that she didn't see anything.
10. He was let go and driven back to his hotel by a lieutenant.
11. The lieutenant asked him if he wanted to take a DNA test and if he had defecated on the police car.
12. The incident cost him $500 and affected his relationship with a principal actress on the film.
13. He later found out that rumors about him getting a DWI and defecating in his pants were circulating.
14. He was able to clear up the rumors with the help of a local lawyer.