The speaker starts by recommending an app called "Rock and Keyboard" that allows users to customize their keyboard and screen. They then share their high school experience, explaining that they attended a private school because their older brother was already attending it and their mom didn't want to drive to multiple schools. The speaker describes their poetry teacher, Mr. Pau, as depressed and obsessed with snakes. They share a story about analyzing a poem in class and discovering a mistake, but Mr. Pau claimed it was intentional. The speaker also shares two lateral thinking riddles that Mr. Pau shared in class, which they found to be poorly constructed and with unsatisfying answers. They eventually discover that the riddles were taken from the internet and share their own answers to the riddles. The video ends with the speaker thanking the viewers and inviting them to share their own answers to the riddles in the comments.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker recommends an app called "Rock and Keyboard" that allows users to customize their keyboard and screen.
2. The app has features such as floating icons, customizable effects, and the ability to put images on the keyboard.
3. The speaker went to a private high school.
4. Private high schools receive a budget from the government, and parents pay for additional expenses such as desks and teacher salaries.
5. The speaker's high school did not have tables, but rather folding tables and chairs.
6. The speaker's older brother attended the private high school because one of his friends told him there were pretty girls there.
7. The speaker had to take a poetry class in their freshman year, which they found to be one of the most useless classes.
8. The poetry teacher, Mr. Pau, was known for being sad and liking anacondas.
9. Mr. Pau would often give the class lateral thinking riddles, but his solutions were often stupid.
10. The speaker's favorite lateral thinking riddle is about a man who walks into a restaurant, orders an atrocious bite, and then jumps off a bridge.
11. The answer to the riddle is that the man was a waiter, and he jumped off the bridge to get a better job.
12. The speaker found the answer to another riddle, "Anyone can dig a well, but it takes a real man to...", by googling it.
13. The answer to the riddle is "Anyone can dig a hole, but it takes a real man to call it home."
14. The speaker's mom reads their scripts and provided information about their older brother's decision to attend private high school.