The narrator shares a story about their school days, specifically about March 8th, a holiday where boys would give gifts to girls. In the eighth grade, a classmate named Sasha pretended to have no money to contribute to the gift, but was later found out to have been lying. The narrator also shares a story about a couple, Anyuta and Denis, who got into a fight on March 8th because Denis was assigned to give a gift to another girl, causing Anyuta to become jealous. In the ninth grade, the classmate responsible for buying gifts, Seryozha, overslept and forgot to put the flowers in a vase, leading to a chaotic and humorous scene where he arrived at school with a basin of wilting tulips.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator is sharing a joke about March 8th at school.
2. The narrator mentions a Telegram channel that leaks freebies and promotional codes.
3. The channel has employee coupons and secret promotional codes from KFC, Burger King, and McDonald's.
4. The narrator claims that subscribing to the channel can save more than 10,000 rubles per month.
5. The channel offers discounts on various services, including Yandex.music, Kinopoisk, and Netflix.
6. The narrator's class had 11 boys and 11 girls.
7. On February 23, the narrator's school organized performances in the assembly hall to celebrate a holiday.
8. Veterans were invited to the school on February 23.
9. On March 8th, the boys in the narrator's class would chip in to buy gifts for the girls.
10. The narrator's classmate, Sasha, claimed that his parents were in a difficult financial situation and couldn't afford to contribute to the gift.
11. The teacher gave Sasha 200 rubles to contribute to the gift.
12. Sasha was later found to have lied about his parents' financial situation and had spent the money on himself.
13. The narrator's class had a couple, Anyuta and Denis, who broke up after two days.
14. Denis gave a gift to a classmate that Anyuta was jealous of.
15. The narrator had to congratulate Anyuta on the holiday and give her a rose.
16. Anyuta was jealous and yelled at Denis in the corridor.
17. The narrator's class chipped in to buy flowers for the girls on March 7.
18. One person, Greek Seryozha, was responsible for bringing the flowers to school but overslept and forgot to put them in a vase.
19. The flowers began to wither, and Greek Seryozha had to bring them to school in a basin with water.