The given text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or a monologue with a mix of Hindi and English. The conversation is disjointed and jumps between different topics.
The speaker talks about various unrelated things, including:
1. A person named Ravi who is looking for a Scooty (a type of scooter).
2. A girl who is trying to get married, but the groom has run away.
3. A person named Kangana who is trying to get someone to subscribe to a channel.
4. A man who is talking to his friend about his love life and seeking advice.
5. A conversation between a police officer and a woman who is filing a complaint about a stolen scooter.
6. A person who is talking about their love life and how they have fallen in love with a girl named Geeta.
Throughout the conversation, the speaker jumps between different topics and storylines, making it difficult to follow a coherent narrative. The text also includes some nonsensical phrases and sentences, suggesting that it may be a parody or a joke.
Here are the facts extracted from the text:
1. The conversation is in Hindi.
2. The speaker mentions Uttar Pradesh.
3. A boy is willing to marry a girl.
4. The groom has run away from the mandap.
5. Someone named Kangana is mentioned.
6. A person is going to Mumbai.
7. A college is mentioned.
8. A character named Ravi is introduced.
9. Ravi is going to a big college.
10. Ravi has a Scooty that was delivered a month ago.
11. The payment for the Scooty was made together.
12. A person is asked to return a stolen bracelet.
13. The bracelet is said to bring bad luck.
14. A person is accused of stealing a bangle.
15. The bangle was bought from someone named Madhuri.
16. The bangle weighs two tolas.
17. A person is asked to return a glass.
18. A car is mentioned, specifically a 220 car.
19. A police station is mentioned.
20. A theft report is being filed.
21. A person's scooter was stolen.
22. A complaint has been filed for the stolen scooter.
23. A character named Tooti is mentioned.
24. Tooti ran away after being kissed.
25. A person is talking about a girl named Geeta.
26. Geeta is a friend, not a romantic partner.
27. A person named Meghnad is mentioned.
28. A conversation is being had about love.
29. A person is being asked to help with a problem.
30. A new girl is being introduced.
31. The new girl came to meet someone named Ravi.
32. A Scooty is being used as an excuse.
33. Twitter is mentioned.
Note that some of these facts may be mentioned multiple times in the text, but I have only listed each fact once in the above list.