Stupid Child Doesn't Understand The Presidents - Summary

Summary

The narrator is criticizing a video titled "President's Fun Facts" for kids, created by someone named Kelly. The narrator finds the video to be inaccurate, misleading, and childish, and believes it fails to teach kids about the actual responsibilities and challenges of being the President of the United States. The narrator points out numerous errors and inaccuracies in the video, including Kelly's suggestions that the President can do whatever they want, such as flying to Disney World every day, and that laws can be created based on personal preferences. The narrator also criticizes Kelly's lack of knowledge about historical events and figures, such as George Washington, Abe Lincoln, and Ulysses S. Grant. Overall, the narrator is frustrated with the video's failure to provide a realistic and educational portrayal of the presidency.

Facts

Here are the key facts extracted from the text:

1. The video being criticized is titled "President's Fun Facts Wiki for Kids at Cool School".
2. The video has 6.6 million views.
3. The video is aimed at children.
4. George Washington helped start the USA over 200 years ago.
5. Abraham Lincoln was a wrestler.
6. Lincoln Logs are named after Abraham Lincoln.
7. Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin.
8. The teddy bear is named after Theodore Roosevelt.
9. Theodore Roosevelt had a pet bear at the White House.
10. Barack Obama collects comic books, with favorites including Conan the Barbarian and Spider-Man.
11. Ulysses S. Grant was arrested for speeding on his horse, not issued a ticket.
12. Ulysses S. Grant paid a $20 bail bond and didn't show up to his court date.
13. William Taft was the 27th president and sometimes got stuck in the bathtub.
14. Bill Clinton knows a lot about My Little Pony, having answered quiz questions correctly.

Note that some of these "facts" are disputed or corrected by the narrator, but I've included them as they appear in the original text.