The provided text appears to be a transcript of a person playing a video game, likely Minecraft, and commenting on their experience. The player seems to be frustrated with the game's mechanics and glitches, repeatedly expressing their disappointment and anger. They also mention their strategies, observations, and interactions with in-game elements, such as blocks, mobs, and items. Throughout the transcript, the player's tone is casual and conversational, often addressing an unseen audience or themselves.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker's daughter was born.
2. The speaker has a strong character in a game.
3. The speaker found some berries that make their character jump and run fast.
4. The speaker's character can destroy anything instantly.
5. The speaker has a powerful pigeon in the game.
6. The speaker's character has a speed ability.
7. The speaker's character can jump and move quickly.
8. The speaker has a problem with blocks sticking to their character and not being able to move.
9. The speaker's character has a checkpoint that allows them to respawn.
10. The speaker's character can no longer die at the first checkpoint unless they take the next one.
11. The speaker has to go back to the start of the track and rebuild it.
12. The speaker has a magnet effect that attracts blocks to their character.
13. The speaker's character has a banana-shaped armor.
14. The speaker's character has to fall to get the armor.
15. The speaker has to destroy a well to get out of a prison.
16. The speaker has a problem with a lava pit below the track.
17. The speaker beat a character named Baldi.
18. The speaker's character gets attacked by ice fish.
19. The speaker faked a video of their character's ending.
20. The speaker's character has a lot of explosives and weapons.
Note: These facts are based on the text provided and may not be accurate or make sense in the context of the game or conversation being discussed.