The given text appears to be a transcript of a story or speech, likely from a comedian or public speaker, about their personal experiences. The story is largely fragmented, but it seems to revolve around the speaker's relationships, family, and friends.
The speaker recounts various anecdotes, including a story about a ménage à trois, where they discuss the rules and etiquette of such an arrangement. They also talk about a friend who was involved in a similar situation and share some humorous observations.
Throughout the transcript, the speaker jumps between different topics, often without a clear connection between them. They mention their daily life, interactions with others, and personal thoughts, creating a sense of stream-of-consciousness storytelling.
Overall, the transcript is a collection of humorous and relatable anecdotes, likely intended to entertain and engage an audience.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker is telling a story about a tribute they paid.
2. They mention having a wife who likes to listen.
3. The speaker talks about the rules of a threesome, including making sure everyone agrees and establishing limits.
4. They mention that in a world where people don't know each other, things can get complicated.
5. The speaker discusses the importance of not telling anyone about a threesome, using the phrase "what happens in a ménage stays in a ménage."
6. They mention that they had to take a test, the enade test, and met a girl during that time.
7. The speaker talks about a group they joined, called the "Universal Church."
8. They mention that the group is made up of people of different ages, including a 21-year-old and a 56-year-old.
9. The speaker discusses their experience with a menage, including the rules they followed and the importance of communication.
10. They mention that they had to choose a location for the menage that would not be interrupted.
11. The speaker talks about the importance of having lubricant and condoms during a menage.
12. They mention that they were excited to tell their friends about their experience.
13. The speaker discusses the idea that a menage is not just about sex, but also about the experience and the company.
14. They mention that they had to be careful not to get caught by the police.
15. The speaker talks about the importance of respecting the other people involved in a menage and not telling anyone about it.
16. They mention that they had to deal with a situation where one of the people involved was not happy with the experience.
17. The speaker discusses the idea that a menage can be a fun and exciting experience, but it's also important to be responsible and respectful.
18. They mention that they learned a lot from their experience and would do it again if given the chance.
19. The speaker talks about the importance of communication and respect in any kind of relationship or experience.
20. They mention that they are grateful for the experience and the people they met during that time.