The content is a humorous commentary on various reasons why students got detention, as read from their detention slips. The reasons range from relatively normal infractions, such as disrespecting a teacher or using profanity, to more unusual incidents, such as throwing a lamp at another student, stapling other students together, or drinking paint. Other students got detention for seemingly innocuous actions, like reading a book during class or giving another student a lunchable. The tone is lighthearted and playful, with the commentator expressing surprise, amusement, or incredulity at the various reasons for detention.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator got detention twice in school.
2. A student got detention for volunteering to be a target for a paper spear and getting hit in the face with it.
3. A student named Billy got detention for giving a Lunchable to another student.
4. A girl got detention for saying she would twerk on someone at homecoming.
5. A student named Nick Garcia got a dress code violation for wearing a tuxedo.
6. A student named Marissa got detention for disrupting the class and hitting another student with a Bible.
7. A student got detention for being late to school because they were scared of the fog, which reminded them of Silent Hill.
8. A student got detention for throwing a paper airplane into a recycling bin.
9. A student got detention for using a derogatory term to describe Justin Bieber.
10. A student got detention for writing "I'd rather see Harry Styles naked" on their homework.
11. A student named Nick got detention for telling a girl to "close her legs" after she mentioned an odor in class.
12. A student named Elijah got detention for stapling students together.
13. A student got detention for calling a teacher a "Furby".
14. A student got sent home for having a nacho in their eye.
15. A student named Collin got detention for throwing a lamp at another student and making a joke about it.
16. A student named Wyatt got detention for using inappropriate language.
17. A student got detention for drinking paint.
18. A student named Jacob got detention for taking off his shirt in class and yelling at another student.
19. A student named Brianna got a lunch detention for reading a book in class.