The narrator shares a story of a chaotic morning when he was supposed to fly to Australia for a tour. He procrastinated and ended up packing his suitcase at the last minute, rushing to get ready. In the process, he accidentally sprayed deodorant into his eye, causing extreme pain and temporary blindness. Despite the mishap, he and his companion, Phil, made it to the airport and boarded their flight. On the plane, the narrator's vision cleared up, and he found solace in a crushed pistachio muffin he had been saving. He ate the muffin, symbolizing his determination to make the best of a disastrous day.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator was supposed to fly to Australia with Phil for a stage show tour.
2. The narrator started his morning by playing Pokémon Go and buying a pistachio muffin from a bakery.
3. He decided to film a YouTube video, despite Phil's warnings that it might be a bad idea.
4. The narrator finished filming at 5:15 p.m. and had not started packing his suitcase yet.
5. He quickly packed his suitcase, grabbing random items and stuffing them in.
6. While packing his toiletries, the narrator accidentally sprayed deodorant into his eyeball.
7. The deodorant was an antiperspirant, which removed moisture from his eyeball and caused extreme pain.
8. The narrator tried to rinse his eye with water, but it only made the situation worse.
9. Phil suggested that the narrator go to the bathroom and rinse his eye some more.
10. The narrator spoke to a medical advisor named Doris, who told him to rinse his eye with water and not to rub it.
11. The narrator went to a pharmacy and bought various eye products to try and alleviate his symptoms.
12. The narrator's vision started to clear up, and he no longer felt any pain after boarding the plane.
13. The narrator ate his crushed pistachio muffin on the plane, despite it being in poor condition.
14. The narrator and Phil were flying to Australia, where they would be performing a stage show.
15. The narrator's YouTube video, which made him late, was filmed on the same day as his flight to Australia.