This appears to be a script or transcript of a video featuring a person, likely a comedian or vlogger, in a humorous and satirical take on running a business, specifically a restaurant or cafe. The person engages in a series of absurd and nonsensical conversations with customers, including a woman who is their first client, and later with another customer who is trying to order food. Throughout the video, the person breaks into song and dance, and there are also moments of meta-commentary on the video itself. The tone is playful and absurd, with a focus on entertainment rather than making sense.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A woman is talking to someone, possibly a customer, at a business establishment.
2. The woman mentions that they have cakes and sweets from Netease.
3. They don't sell fries, but they have Netease cakes.
4. The woman is the owner of the business and is trying to make a sale.
5. She mentions that they don't sell on credit.
6. A customer arrives and orders something, but the woman realizes she forgot her wallet.
7. The woman is a politician and has dancing grandsons.
8. She has a lot of babies and is going shopping.
9. She mentions that she is not from the city and is just visiting.
10. She lives in the city of NY and doesn't know when she'll return.
11. The woman talks about a little girl who lives in a "bpp place".
12. She mentions that the cashier must have a lot of money because she is rich.
13. However, when she checks the cashier, she finds no money.
14. The woman is surprised and mentions that it's written on the menu that they don't sell on credit.
15. A customer arrives and orders something, but the woman realizes she can't eat because she has a stomach ache.
16. The woman talks about a "damage" and a "personal soap opera".
17. She mentions that they have already recorded a video and are going to show it to her mom.
18. The woman talks about a map and a room where they take a tour.
19. She mentions that they have a bathroom and a room to rest.
20. The woman and others are going to dance on the second floor.
21. They have a little party and a ball pit.
22. The woman composed a song and is going to sing it.