TENTE NÃO QUERER ISSO - Summary

Summary

The speaker reviews a series of unusual products, including a "farty" bike seat with ventilation, a travel toilet that attaches to a car wheel, a "WalkingPod" that resembles a hazmat suit, sunglasses with a face shield, an Apple polishing cloth for 219 reais, a wine glass pendant, a cow chair, and a toilet with a painting of two lions holding a hula hoop with a parrot.

The speaker mocks most of the products, questioning their usefulness and practicality. They express particular outrage over the Apple polishing cloth, which they consider to be a ridiculous and overpriced item. However, they do show interest in the cow chair and consider buying it.

Throughout the video, the speaker engages in humorous banter and witty one-liners, often referencing their own life experiences and preferences. They also interact with their team members, including Bruno, who shares his own thoughts on some of the products.

The video ends with the speaker challenging their viewers to like the video 100,000 times, promising to buy the Apple polishing cloth and review it if the goal is reached.

Facts

Here are the extracted key facts as short sentences, without opinions:

1. A Black Friday Show is coming on November 25th, starting at 9 o'clock at night and continuing until dawn.
2. The show will feature a shower of incredible influencers and will be a spectacle.
3. The host will receive six boxes, one every day, with spoilers for the audience.
4. The host will create a video analyzing each box's contents.
5. The host will live broadcast on the Americanas app.
6. The host has a rule of not using vehicles that require balance, such as bicycles or scooters.
7. Bruno suffers from a problem called cognitive flatulence.
8. The host received a bike seat with a 3D gel pad and ventilation.
9. Bruno thinks the bike seat would be useful for reducing heat in the testicular area.
10. The host does not ride a bike and cannot give an opinion on the product.
11. Vinha had an experience of defecating in the woods as a child.
12. The host received a travel toilet, which is a portable toilet that can be attached to a car wheel.
13. The host does not see the point of using a travel toilet.
14. The host received a light for beards, which is a product that illuminates a beard.
15. The host does not have a beard and cannot use the product.
16. The host received a WalkingPod, which is a personal air purifier and fan.
17. The host thinks the WalkingPod is unnecessary and impractical.
18. The host received sunglasses with a face shield, which is a product that covers the entire face.
19. The host thinks the sunglasses are ridiculous and impractical.
20. Apple released a polishing cloth for 219 reais.
21. The host is outraged by the price of the polishing cloth.
22. The host received a cup holder, which is a product that holds a cup around the neck.
23. The host does not see the point of using a cup holder.
24. The host received a cow chair, which is a chair shaped like a cow.
25. The host thinks the cow chair is amazing and would buy it.
26. The host received a painted toilet with a design of two lions holding a hula hoop with a parrot in the middle.
27. The host does not understand the meaning of the design.