A man wakes up early for work and gets into a conversation with his wife, Karen, who is sleeping in. He jokes about his multiple jobs, which include being a doctor, firefighter, police officer, and pizza delivery guy. He teases Karen about not making breakfast and instead buying lunchables from a gas station.
The man heads to work and performs an open-heart surgery, but is interrupted by a 911 call about a burning hot dog. He responds to the call and scolds the caller for wasting his time.
After work, the man returns home to find that Karen has cooked a terrible dinner. He jokes about the food and the state of the kitchen, which is a mess.
Karen tells him about her day, which included getting her nails done and buying a new color of nail polish. The man responds with a sarcastic comment, and then Karen decides to go to bed.
Later that night, the man eats a Happy Meal that he found, which he claims to have retrieved from a bully who had stolen it from a kid. However, he reveals that the kid had died, and Karen tells him not to eat the Happy Meal because it's unhealthy.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker wakes up early for work.
2. The speaker has multiple jobs, including being a doctor, a construction worker, a cop, and a firefighter.
3. The speaker has to wear different outfits for each job.
4. The speaker's wife, Karen, is not a morning person and often sleeps in late.
5. Karen did not cook breakfast because she woke up late.
6. The speaker has to go to the gas station to buy Lunchables for breakfast and lunch.
7. The speaker has to do open-heart surgery at 5:00 and then build a house at 7:00.
8. The speaker gets a call from 911 while performing surgery.
9. The caller reports a non-emergency, a burnt hot dog.
10. The speaker has to leave the surgery to respond to the call.
11. The speaker's patient is taken by another doctor, Mark, who performs the surgery.
12. The speaker returns home to find that Karen has burnt dinner.
13. Karen presents a burnt, inedible meal, which the speaker refuses to eat.
14. The speaker is frustrated with Karen's lack of effort in cooking and doing household chores.
15. The speaker's wife, Karen, did not buy light bulbs or triple-A batteries as requested.
16. The speaker goes to bed early, feeling tired and frustrated.
17. The speaker's child, who is not named, tells a story about eating a Happy Meal that was stolen from a bully.