The dialogue appears to be a humorous, satirical take on a sci-fi video game, possibly a parody of the Doom series. The story begins with a marine, Maureen, arriving on Mars, where he meets other characters, including a Major who briefs them on a mission to rescue a missing marine who disappeared while investigating a dimensional portal. However, things quickly go awry, and the team discovers that a scientist has been conducting sinister experiments, including opening a portal to hell and unleashing demons on the base.
As the team navigates the base, they encounter various obstacles, including demons, security lockdowns, and malfunctioning equipment. Along the way, they also discover that the scientist's plan was to create a death metal band using creatures from another dimension.
The team eventually meets a character who appears to be a parody of the Doomguy, who helps them on their mission to stop the scientist and close the portal to hell. The dialogue is full of humorous references to video game tropes, pop culture, and sci-fi cliches, and the story is largely absurd and over-the-top.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The setting is on Mars.
2. The story takes place in a U.S. military base on Mars.
3. The base uses Argent energy particles to create a brittle layer for the complex.
4. A marine has gone missing while patrolling the eastern perimeter of the facility.
5. A security tape shows the marine looking into a dimensional portal before vanishing.
6. The mission is to reopen the portal and retrieve the missing marine.
7. The portal is scheduled to reopen in a couple of minutes.
8. The characters are equipped with Apple Watches.
9. The base is equipped with a hologram system.
10. The characters are trying to track down a scientist who is responsible for the missing marine.
11. The scientist is hiding in the excavation site.
12. The characters find a rocket launcher and a gas candle in the excavation site.
13. They encounter a demonic presence and a lockdown is initiated.
14. A character named Jim is posing for the cover art.
15. The characters are trying to stop a ritual from taking place.
16. The final ritual has already started, and the characters must stop it.
17. A character named Doctor is trying to get through a portal.
18. The characters meet a character named Doomguy.
19. Doomguy has a plan to kill a cyber demon and take its soul to open a portal.
20. The characters crash a party in Hell.
21. The story concludes with the Doctor being back on Earth, and the creatures being friendly and given a second chance.