GOOGLING Things You Should NEVER GOOGLE - Summary

Summary

The content is a YouTube video featuring a comedic commentary by the host, Matt Smith, as he explores the peculiar and humorous search results on Google. He starts by searching for "I am," which yields a disturbing result of being "extremely terrified of Chinese people," prompting him to address the issue of racism. Matt then proceeds to search for various unusual topics, including "hairless animals," "wet koalas," and "bedbugs," often reacting with disgust or surprise at the results. He also searches for more mundane topics, such as "why do I have gas?" and "why do dogs eat poop?" The video takes a turn for the bizarre as Matt searches for topics like "what do I do if a ginger kid bites me?" and "what do I do if my dog dies?" The commentary is laced with humor, sarcasm, and occasional musings on societal issues.

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Here are the key facts extracted from the text:

1. The speaker is an African American and 1/16 Caucasian.
2. The speaker is looking at things people shouldn't Google.
3. The speaker googles "hairless animals" and finds pictures of hairless hamsters and gorillas.
4. The speaker googles "why do I have stuff" and finds suggestions including "why do I have so much gas" and "why do I have no friends".
5. The speaker googles "why do I have a headache" and finds suggestions including "why do I have a sore throat" and "why do I have a dry cough".
6. The speaker googles "wet koala" and finds pictures of a koala looking scary.
7. The speaker googles "why can't I own a Canadian" and finds a suggestion that slavery is illegal.
8. The speaker googles "why is my poop green" and finds a suggestion that they are eating too many green beans.
9. The speaker googles "why do dogs eat poop" and doesn't find a clear answer.
10. The speaker googles "why do cats purr" and doesn't find a clear answer.
11. The speaker googles "bedbugs" and finds pictures of bugs that look like ticks.
12. The speaker googles "clock spider" and finds pictures of a spider that looks scary.
13. The speaker googles "why does my husband look at other women" and finds a suggestion that it's just human nature.
14. The speaker googles "why does my husband fart so much" and finds a suggestion that he is lactose intolerant.
15. The speaker googles "what do I do if I have swine flu" and doesn't find a clear answer.
16. The speaker googles "what do I do if a ginger kid bites me" and finds a suggestion to use antibacterial soap or hand sanitizer.
17. The speaker googles "what do I do if my dog dies" and finds a suggestion to contact a local vet to dispose of the body.
18. The speaker googles "I did the Macarena with a homeless guy in an elevator because Big Bird said to and he's my leader" and finds no relevant results.