The provided text appears to be a transcript of a comedy show or a humorous video. The speaker is rambling through various unrelated topics, making jokes, and referencing different people, places, and things. The content is disjointed and lacks a clear narrative or structure.
Some of the topics mentioned include:
* A parody video about a new film
* A presenter named Luciano Sales
* Various celebrities and public figures, such as Tarcísio Meira and Silvia Helena
* Jokes about dentures, smoking, and respiratory problems
* A discussion about a character who is preferred by old people with dentures
* A song about being "cool in school"
* A joke about a dog breeder and elephants on a mountain
* A reference to a car and a king who drinks soda
* A story about an elephant who wants to work at a club
* A comment about a singer who always thinks it counts
* A joke about making a woman
* A story about a plane crash and a woman who plays a role
* A reference to a Grêmio joker
The text ends with the speaker asking viewers to leave comments, subscribe, and turn on notifications.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The Bamboo Bic film will be released on December 25th in cinemas.
2. Luciano Sales is a presenter on Globo.
3. Luciano Alísio is also a presenter.
4. The presenter is 83 years old and was born in 1935.
5. The presenter's name is mentioned as Ludinho.
6. The presenter lives in Vila Isabel.
7. The name of the program is not explicitly mentioned.
8. The presenter mentions Marco Ribeiro and Mário Jorge.
9. Tarcísio Meira is mentioned as an actor.
10. The Tower of Pisa is mentioned as a favorite place.
11. The Ninja Turtles are mentioned.
12. Jorge Andrade is mentioned as a fan.
13. The presenter talks about a dog and a pinpoo.
14. Renato is mentioned as a worker who works hard.
15. The presenter discusses the favorite programs of self-employed workers.
16. Silvia Helena is mentioned.
17. The presenter talks about a song that reminds them of someone.
18. A phrase "I'm cool like that" is mentioned.
19. A song "I'm cool in the school bed" is mentioned.
20. The presenter's weakness is mentioned as hero voices.
Please note that some facts might be mentioned multiple times in the text, but I have only listed each fact once.