A group of superheroes, led by a character named Dingo, are on a mission to help the elderly and are being guided by their Game Master, Dan. However, Dan reveals that one of the elderly men they helped earlier, named Sean, is actually a threat to the Earth and must be killed. Sean has incredible luck, which makes him difficult to defeat. The group devises a plan to reduce Sean's intelligence and then kill him. They succeed in doing so, but not before Sean's wife intervenes and causes chaos. The group eventually kills Sean by pushing him into a volcano, which collapses on itself. Despite their victory, many questions remain unanswered, and the group wonders if they truly saved the Earth or simply killed a random stranger.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The players are playing a game called "Can You Become a Superhero."
2. The game master is Dan Fury.
3. The players' first mission is to help the elderly cross the street.
4. The players are allowed to choose their own equipment from the armory.
5. The player Dingo teleports to the armory to gather equipment.
6. Dingo chooses a variety of guns, swords, and grenades.
7. The players then proceed with their mission to help the elderly cross the street.
8. A bus is about to hit an elderly woman, but player Steven shoots the tires to stop it.
9. Unfortunately, the bus rolls over and kills 20 people inside.
10. The players save an elderly man named Sean from getting hit by the bus.
11. Sean thanks the players for saving his life.
12. The players then receive a new mission from Dan Fury to kill a man named Sean who is going to destroy the earth.
13. The players are surprised to learn that the Sean they are supposed to kill is the same Sean they just saved.
14. Sean has a superpower called "incredible luck."
15. The players come up with a plan to kill Sean by making him dumb and then killing him.
16. Player Hosa has the power to make people dumb by winking at them.
17. The players teleport to Sean's apartment and Hosa makes Sean dumb.
18. However, a woman appears and tries to stop the players from killing Sean.
19. The woman is revealed to be incredibly strong and starts attacking the players.
20. The players manage to subdue the woman and teleport Sean to a volcano.
21. Sean's luck causes him to survive the volcano, but the players eventually manage to kill him by collapsing the volcano on top of him.
22. The players return to Dan Fury and are congratulated on a job well done.
23. However, the players are still unpaid interns and are not sure if they actually saved the earth or just killed a random stranger.