The provided text appears to be a transcript of someone playing and commentating on various video games. The games played include:
1. A modified version of Super Mario Bros. where the player can play as Carlos Pedro or Batman, and the game has unusual features such as the ability to play as a green Mario and a character with Parkinson's disease.
2. A bizarre game where the player must navigate a character through a surreal landscape filled with chickens, turkeys, and other obstacles.
3. A game set in a gym where the player must collect protein while avoiding bodybuilders who want to kill them.
4. A game where the player must eliminate viruses from the human body, featuring a heart with a band-aid and a dog-like character with teeth.
Throughout the commentary, the player expresses frustration, confusion, and amusement at the strange and often nonsensical gameplay and graphics. They also engage in witty banter and sarcastic remarks, making light of the situations and poking fun at the games' quirks.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The video is a recording of someone playing video games.
2. The person is playing a game called "Super Mario".
3. The person is playing as a character named Carlos Pedro or Batman.
4. The person mentions that they used to be good at playing video games, but are no longer.
5. The person is playing a game with a chicken as a character.
6. The person mentions that the game has a "bald man" character.
7. The person is playing a game set in a gym where they have to collect protein.
8. The person is playing a game with a bodybuilder character.
9. The person mentions that the game has a "heart" character with a band-aid.
10. The person is playing a game with a stomach character.
11. The person is playing a game with a fish character.
12. The person has a social media presence on Facebook and Twitter.
13. The person has a code of ethics that can be used in the forma store or other Catalan pick games.
14. The person is giving away an invisible bag with nothing inside as a raffle prize.