A group of kids, including Junior, Joseph, and Cody, are arguing over who gets to play with certain toys and who gets the last cookie. They come up with various solutions, including a quiet game and a contest to see who can stay up the longest. They consume energy drinks to stay awake but eventually, Cody falls asleep. Later, Joseph also falls asleep, and Junior is the last one awake. He declares himself the winner and gets to eat the cookie. However, when he finally eats the cookie, he discovers it's stale, rendering his victory pointless.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. A group of children, including Junior, Joseph, and Cody, are playing at Junior's house.
2. They are not allowed to play with certain toys, including dinosaurs and a monster truck, because they are being used in a game with Tom Brady.
3. The children discover that there is only one cookie left, and they argue over who should get it.
4. They decide to ask Chef PeePee to decide who should get the cookie.
5. Chef PeePee suggests that they share the cookie, but the children are not interested in sharing.
6. They come up with various ideas for how to decide who should get the cookie, including flipping a coin and playing a game of silence.
7. The children decide to stay up all night and whoever stays awake the longest gets the cookie.
8. They drink energy drinks to help them stay awake.
9. Cody falls asleep first, followed by Joseph.
10. Junior is the last one awake and gets the cookie.
11. However, when Junior goes to eat the cookie, he discovers that it is stale.