The provided text appears to be a transcript of a video or live stream, likely of a comedic or entertainment nature. The speaker is talking about various topics, including:
* A complicated situation that occurred the previous day, involving a nephew and a gun
* A video that was published with 710,000 likes, which contains "super bad things" and "blood"
* A 24-hour prank war with a friend or acquaintance named Juanpa
* A joke about love and relationships
* An upcoming tour or event, with dates and locations listed
* A promotional offer for a limited-edition cap
* A segment where the speaker is apparently being pranked or surprised by someone else
The tone of the text is informal and conversational, with the speaker frequently using colloquial expressions and slang. The content is largely comedic and entertaining, with a focus on storytelling and banter.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker's nephew came to their house.
2. The speaker mentions a person named Pablo Escobar with a gun.
3. The speaker's video started with 100,000 likes.
4. Everyone, including a former minister, is subscribed to the channel.
5. The speaker mentions a fifth channel with 100,000 likes.
6. The speaker is doing a 24-hour practical joke on their military girlfriends, Candelas.
7. The speaker is promoting a WiFi tour with various dates and locations, including:
- September 10: San Nicolás
- September 11: Parchment
- September 13: Junín
- September 13: Venado Tuerto, Santa Fe
- September 14: Rosario, Santa Fe
- September 15: Santa Fe capital
- September 16: Rafaela, Santa Fe
- September 17: Santo Tomé, Santa Fe
- September 18: Casita, Santa Fe
- September 20: Río Cuarto
- September 21: Villamaría
- September 21: Córdoba (activation)
- September 22: Carlos Paz
- September 23: Villa Mercedes
- September 24: San Luis (General Alvear, Mendoza)
- September 26: San Rafael, Mendoza
- September 27: Mendoza
- September 28: Santiago de Chile
- September 29: San Juan
- September 30: La Rioja
8. The speaker mentions a premium camouflaged cap, which will be available at events.
9. The speaker is offering a limited number (20) of caps for subscribers.
10. The speaker mentions a lawsuit they are involved in.