This script appears to be a comedic parody of the anime series "Darling in the FranXX." The story begins with Hiro, a main character, stealing a pair of panties for no reason, and then cuts to a scene where a character named Papa is giving a speech about the post-apocalyptic world. However, the scene quickly devolves into chaos as Papa becomes enraged at comparisons to "Evangelion" and shoots someone who makes the comparison.
The story then jumps to a series of absurd and humorous scenes, including a beach episode, a fight between characters, and a revelation that the true enemy is aliens. The characters eventually team up with a giant robot-unicorn-waifu named Zero-Two to fight the aliens.
Throughout the script, the characters frequently break the fourth wall, acknowledging the absurdity of the plot and the fact that they are in an anime. The script also includes several references to anime tropes and stereotypes, as well as a number of humorous asides and jokes.
Ultimately, the script ends with a comedic twist, as the characters realize that the entire story has been a sex metaphor. The script concludes with a message from the creator, thanking their patrons and cast for their support.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The story takes place in a post-apocalyptic world.
2. Hiro is the main character, and he finds a pair of panties.
3. Papa is a character who gets angry when someone compares the show to Evangelion.
4. Zero-Two is introduced, and she is a partner for Hiro.
5. Hiro and Zero-Two have a conversation, and Zero-Two says she knows what she said.
6. Hiro introduces Zero-Two to his team, called the Cuck Squad.
7. Ichigo claims to be the best girl in the show.
8. Goro has feelings for Ichigo.
9. The team fights monsters, and the control scheme is discussed.
10. Hiro and Zero-Two have a conversation, and Zero-Two promises not to hurt Hiro.
11. A flashback shows Mitsuru and Hiro as children, and Mitsuru asks Hiro to promise not to forget him.
12. Futoshi and Kokoro also have a conversation about being partners.
13. The team discusses fighting monsters, and the aspect ratio changes.
14. Ichigo and Zero-Two have a confrontation, and Ichigo calls Zero-Two "Zero-Poo".
15. The team is arrested for spreading cooties.
16. Papa explains that cooties are actually chlamydia.
17. Dr. Franxx explains the reason for the dual-pilot system in the Franxx.
18. APE executives ask Dr. Franxx about the design of the Franxx.
19. The Klaxosaur Princess is introduced, and she claims to be the true enemy.
20. The team fights aliens, and Zero-Two becomes a giant robot.
21. Hiro and the team discuss the absurdity of the situation.
22. Dr. Franxx appears, but he doesn't explain anything.
23. The team chants Zero-Two's name, and Goro gets frustrated.
24. The video ends with a conversation between Ichigo and Goro, and Zero-Two asks Hiro if he enjoyed riding her.
25. Hiro realizes that the story was a sex metaphor.
26. Gigguk, the creator of the video, thanks his patrons and cast for their support.
Note: Some of these facts may be humorous or satirical, as the text appears to be a comedic summary of an anime series.